In preparation for an academic conference I’ve been going through some texts from the Doctors of the Church concerning marriage. Among the many enjoyable aspects of this activity is the amusement to be had in reading some of the silly ideas the medievals had about sex and human reproduction. Mind you, I’m not at all the sort of person who opens a medieval text expecting it to be full of silly outdated ideas. If anything my expectations tend to run the opposite way — I’m a little startled when I run across a good idea that the ancients and medievals didn’t have first. Still, it must be admitted that human reproduction was something they didn’t understand all that well. They weren’t stupid, of course, but it just happens to be an area of knowledge where the true facts of the case can’t easily be discovered through ordinary observation. (Also, I get the impression that some of those folks — St. Thomas, for example — didn’t spend a lot of time around women.)
Anyway, I thought I would share with you all, in the spirit of good-natured fun, some of the sillier things that I’ve run across in the past few days from some of the Doctors. I might start out by saying that St. Augustine seems perhaps the least naive. (Perhaps this should not be surprising. The Bishop of Hippo had a bit more, err, experience than the Angelic Doctor.) Continue reading

St. Louis-Marie de Montfort,
Pope St. Pius X,
St. Joseph,
St. Ambrose of Milan,
St. Thomas Aquinas,
St. Francis (and St. Clare),
St. Catherine of Siena,
St. Alphonsus Ligouri,
St. John Chrysostom,